Perkunos the Unpredictable

"Perkunos is a demon of Chaos, and as such, those who follow in his madness are subject to his cruel treatment of complete and utter randomness. Perkunos does not show favor nor hatred - instead, he encourages his followers to engage in random acts of cruelty in their daily lives if they are to please him... and just maybe experience positive events in their favor some of the time. Probably not."